Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Lanky's blankie

Precious has been getting taller and taller. Lanky monkey. She's definitely got that from her dad, I like to think of myself as the petite, dainty types (whenever I'm not the tall, towering pillar of inner iron strength, of course).

Well anyway, the update these days is that she's fallen head over heels in love. You know that mother-baby bonding look in babies' eyes? That's the look she gets when she sees her white fluffy blanket. Gah! It's a square piece of soft cloth, a little larger than a standard sofa cushion. But oh my, the little one carries it all over town and refuses to part with it. She cannot bear to be away from Blankie for more than five minutes. Pull it away from her and be prepared for a siren-like never ending wail that's sure to alert child-care and foster home authorities. Of course, since the day Blankie became an extension of herself, S has dragged the poor ragged cloth over spilt milk, bread crumbs, sticky melted cheese on the floor, spit-up and water. Thankfully, nothing worse yet. As far as I know.

All these adventures meant that Blankie needed to be washed really often. And achieving this required some Hercule Poirot- level sleuthing. Once S was asleep and definitely in her deep sleep cycle (body movement faithfully monitored via infrared-night vision-equipped-baby video monitor), dear husband A tiptoed into her room, gently picked up Blankie when S was NOT sleeping on it, and quickly put it in the washer and dryer. Around midnight, A took the clean fluffy Blankie and gently placed it back beside S.

Sick of all the unpaid detective work, I wanted to buy a duplicate Blankie but simply couldn't find one on Amazon (who always has anything anyone needs). After much online research, I found that Blankie was officially known in the sales world as Macy's First Impressions Baby Boy or Girl Swirl Boa Blanket.

I finally bought a duplicate Blankie last week and am happy to report that our family has temporarily stopped monitoring S's light, deep and REM sleep cycle patterns. Huzzah!

Tell me, I'm curious:
Did you have an attachment object growing up? Have you...err..outgrown it yet?

Friday, March 1, 2013

Baby Kong

Aaaaaahhhhhh you tiny little insignificant particle on the floor! Just you wait. I have arrived. And guess what? I'm walking. Yesssss you read that right. I'm walking, strong, menacing, big and SO tall compared to you. HAI I'm talking to you, you sticky piece of cello-tape... and you, Amma's blue-rubber band-that-was-surely-lost... and ooh! I almost missed seeing you, you tissue paper that didn't make it to the trash can. I am here. Stomping high above you, I rub my hands gleefully before my famous pincer-grasp picks you up and tosses you into my mouth. Die, you sticky tape, di...uh oh??! Why is this thing that cannot walk stuck to my finger? Huh? Wha...? WAAAAAAAAHHHH...ammmmmmmmaaaa!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

My name is HA HA HA

My little Precious has a 3-syllable name, it goes _A_A_A. (No, I'm not going to mention any names here. Call me superstitious but I know of people who turned into vampires the night they mentioned names on blogs).
Anyway, we now ask our daughter 'what's your name?' and she replies with all the enthusiasm and energy she can muster - 'HA HA HA'. Of course we're terribly proud and clap away chanting 'good job pattani kutti' (little pea in Tamil...the translation isn't as endearing!)
Best part is...when I put her in her crib for her afternoon nap today, she buried her head into her blanket and started practicing her new vocabulary. It was adorable.
Um-mah, Ppppaahhh and HAHAHA. The three words that make a happy family indeed. I feel all old and grown up and very motherly listening to her babble away.

Monday, February 25, 2013

The Q5 rap

STOP! Go ahead only if you can read aloud like a cool, mean rapper:

Oh my dear big black Audi
I'm certainly no p-diddy
Sitting in you makes me go so giddy
That I want to rap for you and be all rowdy

Am falling deep in love with you
Not driving you makes me feel so blue
It doesn't matter where I'm driving to
(That anyway I usually haven't a clue ;-))

This was not love at first sight
I tried to buy a Mini Cooper, with all my might
I said 'I need a petite car' and got into a fight
but strong-willed A told me to go fly a kite

I once thought you were huge for me
a small lady needs a big car, now I see
A challenged me - 'drive in the snowstorm, Dee'
and now I happily declare that you are perfect for me,
my darling SUV.












Sunday, February 24, 2013

When you cry, you cry alone

It's fun to be fun. It attracts people, your laughter is infectious, you exude positive energy, it's great. I'm usually an enthusiastic, warm and happy person.

Today is a little different.

I'm feeling a little blue right now, for no particular reason. Just one of those days. And I'm glad you're out there reading this. Makes me feel like you all understand.

Thanks for stopping by and reading. It's a privilege and very humbling to have people read my silly little blog, even though most are silent readers who don't talk back to me. Thank you for taking the time :-)