Old MacDonald had this farm

Ee ai ee ai o

And on this farm he had some Canadian Geese, 

Ee ai ee ai o

With a goose poop here and a goose poop there

Here a goose poop, there a goose poop,

Oh I can even see some gosling poop,

Ee ai ee ai o

Old MacDonald had this farm
Ee ai ee ai o

And on this farm he had some ponies

Ee ai ee ai o

A black pony here and a brown pony there 

and Precious asked if they were both puppies

Everywhere a pony (or perhaps a puppy?)

Ee ai ee ai o

Old Mac Donald had this farm
Ee ai ee ai o

And in this barn he had a piggie

Ee ai ee ai o

Here a fat piggie, sleeping in a corner

Precious, disappointed, asked me 'piggie... oink?'

Everywhere I see only the slothful piggieeeeeeeee

Ee ai ee ai o

Old MacDonald had this farm
Ee ai ee ai o

And in the main barn there were no animals

Ee ai ee ai no?

With a video game here and a tractor there

With a John Deere product placement everywhere 

Ee ai ee ai ugh!

Old Mac... You know this...sing aloud, people

Ee ai ee ai o

And on this farm he had some chickens

Ee ai ee ai o

Finally, a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

But Precious screamed 'KIKI (sparrow)bird!!!'

Here a sparrow there a sparrow near the green bin

We only care about the common sparrowwwww

Ah well Old MacD's farm... barn... @ the Lincoln Park Zoo, we'll be back.

Poet's disclaimer: I have ranked content higher than rhyme scheme so if you are singing along (admit it, you totally were!), your tune and rhythm may have steered off-course a bit. It's ok.