Beware, people on the streets of Illinois!

for I have my driver's license in hand.

Eeyahahahhahaha! I passed the written test with flying colors. The people before and after me in line failed - I think they had English comprehension issues because they struggled to speak the language. I feel bad for them- am sure they are way better drivers than I am.

The stern black woman behind the exam counter looked me in the eye and said 'you didn't miss any'. HA! Cracked another relatively useless exam in life.

I did get a couple of warnings, though, in the more important driving test. I was worried that I might drive too slowly, too cautiously and ended up doing just the opposite. My errors were speeding and stopping beyond the stop sign line.

Drivers, watch out!